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Quick Chinese Language Lesson....

Chinese Phrase   English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne   I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat   You need a face lift
Dum Gai   A stupid person
Gun Pao Der   An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung   Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding   We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun   A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia   Approach me
Lao Ze Sho   Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi   Not very good
Lin Ching   An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding   Great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn   A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai   A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be   A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne   A small horse

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