Aries: |
Just one. You want to make something of it? |
Taurus: |
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away. |
Gemini: |
Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! |
Cancer: |
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. |
Leo: |
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. |
Virgo: |
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. |
Libra: |
Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? |
Scorpio: |
That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. |
Sagittarius: |
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? |
Capricorn: |
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. |
Aquarius: |
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so..... |
Pisces: |
Light bulb? What light bulb? |