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Light Bulb Changing Astrology

The well worn "How many to change a light blub" joke has prompted one researcher to put astrology to the test. The following question was asked of the subjects:

What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?

The answers were:

Aries:

Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus:

One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini:

Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer:

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo:

Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo:

Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra:

Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Scorpio:

That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Capricorn:

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius:

Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....

Pisces:

Light bulb? What light bulb?