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Winston's editorial note:
We're told that this list was compiled during a competitive discussion on the
set of an unidentified sci-fi show between prop people who had previously worked
on the respecitive shows.
Why Star Wars Characters
Would Kick Butt
In The Star Trek Universe:
- In the Star Wars
universe weapons rarely, if EVER, are set on "stun."
- The Enterprise needs
a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go
--the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
- After resisting the
Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and
--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
- One word: LIGHTSABERS.
- Darth Vader could
choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
- The Death Star doesn't
care if a world is class "M" or not.
- Luke Skywalker not
obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
- Jabba the Hutt would
eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
- The Federation would
have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
- Picard pilots Enterprise
through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power...
...Han Solo floors it!